hoemosexuwhale

slutty homosexual whales that are emo

me: remember that time my mom took us to the beach so see those hoemosexuwhales?

by I'm Brendon Urie's Forehead May 17, 2016

hoeologist

the profession of someone who studies hoes. these people are able to determine whether or not someone is a hoe and/or how to become one.

1) can you tell me if jessica is a hoe?
2) hold on, i know a hoeologist

by certified hoeologist April 11, 2019

HoePoke

Take your index finger and middle finger and poke a hoe really hard in the side of the forehead.

Mary Sue HoePoked Christian Right in the forehead for being a mouthy bitch.

Trouble should have HoePoked Stacey for being a lying bitch.

by Texastrouble December 4, 2019

Hoedown

When there are 2 or more hoes fighting each other

Ah man there’s going to be a hoedown after school, everybody’s going to be there and the main fighters are lakisha, towya, Ashley and Karen you can’t miss it

by I'm.dah.kid August 7, 2020

Hoeboss

The boss of all hoes .

“I’m the hoeboss if the hoe leave that’s the hoe loss , I’ll call my brother & get yo hoe tossed.”

by Shanaeb June 9, 2021

Hoejabi

anyone named sakina

person a - did you see hoejabi at the club yesterday

person b - you mean sakina?

by 1-8 January 18, 2023

Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011