hobofoot

Walking around barefoot until your foot becomes black on the bottom, like a hobo.

Rob never wears sandals and now he has hobofoot.

by Bobby popkins November 26, 2016

Hopoloulou

No words to say.

Justin Bieber was in hopoloulou when they asked him if he still liked Selena Gomez.

by Rominita February 6, 2017

Hobolationship

Verb:

The act of getting into a relationship to keep you from being homeless

She got thrown out of her apartment so now she is in a hobolationship.

by weletthem March 11, 2017

Horology connoisseur

A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.

Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *

by toldyou55 October 18, 2017

HoboHomo

Homeless gay

Get lost "hobohomo"

by Ciuvas December 20, 2018

hoeologist

the profession of someone who studies hoes. these people are able to determine whether or not someone is a hoe and/or how to become one.

1) can you tell me if jessica is a hoe?
2) hold on, i know a hoeologist

by certified hoeologist April 11, 2019

hobodouche

A douche who is growing a neckbeard to look cool.

Jeff thinks his neckbeard makes him look suave, but he looks like a hobodouche.

by stuffricesays November 7, 2010