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Hobknocker

A person who has sexual relations with a short, or vertically challenged person. (Hobit, or Hobbe)
by ShadeLite August 15, 2016
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Hobknocker

A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals
hes such a hobknocker!
by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011
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Hobknocker

Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.
"Did you see that hobknocker in the halway?"
by Makan31114 March 14, 2018
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Hobknocker

An individual who finds that it pleases them to knock other people down in such a way that is comparable to aggressively inflicting physical pain to the most sensitive area of the genitalia.
Chace: the president is such a hobknocker.

Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.
by BristolSlag July 10, 2018
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Juicy Hobknocker

That was some juicy hobknocker.
by blackalex December 25, 2009
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lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.
That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.
by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014
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lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.
That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.
by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014
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