HMFF

How many f*cking friends?
It's used for social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook and Bebo.
F*cking can be freaking, frikking or

HMFF does Becky have?" "I know! She just joined!

by Katie97ans January 15, 2011

HMFC

Holy Mother Fucking Christ

HMFC. Did you see that tiger take a leap.

by PLEASEGOAWAY July 21, 2011

Hmfu

hold my fucking unicorn

Hmfu while I tie my shoe

by Kaylaluv January 20, 2013

HMFIC

acronym for Head Mother Fucker In Charge, usually used when referring to an incompetent boss or leader.

"that dumbass is the HMFIC of the company."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

HMFWICC

The stylish version of the standard HMFIC. Used in hyperbole, one can take a step above the person who claims authority.

The Used Car Manager walked into the room and salesmen scurried from the demanding manager. But when the General Sales Manager appeared, one salesman whispered to the other, "Watch out. The GSM is the HMFWICC !" "What?" "The HEAD MOTHER FUCKER WHAT'S IN COMPLETE CHARGE!"

by L3 October 17, 2007

hmfbd

Have A Mother Fucking Birthday

little kid: Yay! It's my birthday!
grampa: OMG! HMFBD!
little kid: what?

by morracaas December 7, 2005

hmfic

Head muhthuh fuhkuh in charge. To be used by someone who is not a bruvuh in place of HNIC so as not to get one's ass kicked or verbally abused or sued for something or other.

- So which one of us is gonna get to buy the last Luther Vandros CD from dis' bin, bitch?
- You duh HMFIC, y0.
- Das what I thought.

by y0 mama September 21, 2003