hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext"
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.

I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.

by anonymous July 26, 2017

Hibernation

When bears go night night

Bear: ima go to hibernation See ya

by xoxo gi August 18, 2019

hibernate

A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter

B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.

C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.

I so need to hibernate definition b) this winter.

by Sexydimma November 20, 2014

Hiberdating

In addition to being a situation in which two people date so exclusively that you rarely see them, the hiberdating couple will make occasional public appearances. During these appearances, the two will never acknowledge anyone but each other, never stop touching/caressing each other, and will annoy the living piss out of anyone and everyone in their vicinity, especially used-to-be friends of the hiberdaters.

Wanna go hang out with Kenny and Marissa?" "Sure, if you want to puke your guts out listening to them talk goo-goo to each other... they've reached hiberdating status ever since Kenny refused to take his hand off Marissa's knee during Science class

by SpaceMountain January 21, 2011

Hibee

One who demonstrates an abundence of class, flair and skill.

That Tiger Woods/Mohammed Ali/Michael Jordon/Maradona is an absolute genius. The guy is a Hibee.

by Shaun November 23, 2003

hibergaming

doing only games the entire day without eating anything, socializing, or doing anything that requires you from getting up out of your couch or chair.

side-effects of hibergaming:
painful ass
bloodshot eyes
deep imprint in your seat
sudden erection (severe)

John: dude where were u last night? we were gonna rave! Brent: sorry man, i was hibergaming to GTA IV

by brent the twinkie January 26, 2011

Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

When a computer does not restart or come out of hibernation but instead hangs in a state without a display

I tried restarting my computer, but every time it just goes into a Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

by Odin Overland July 22, 2011