Whitney Houston

1) Noun: A woman who was once one of the greatest singers, with one of the best voices of all time. Wife to an abusive bastard, who she doesn't have the sense to leave and doesn't seem to want to get back on her feet. She had the entire world at her fingertips and threw it all away for drugs and a pathetic excuse of a husband who has to hit & verbally abuse women to make himself feel like a "man."
2) Verb: the act of throwing everything away when one once had it all.

Example:
That girl had looks, brains (once) and a voice that would make the angels jealous - then she just threw it all away for coke - she pulled a complete Whitney Houston.

by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006

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Hestonaldo

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.

Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!

by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008

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houston wine

a Promethazine and codeine cocktail, popular in the city of Houston, Texas.

"I'm usually high, sipping on the Houston wine" -Lil Wayne

by george the third January 30, 2018

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Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.

Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.

by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019

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