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Heritage Middle School

by pheny March 17, 2019
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Furry Hermit

1. An ugly and useless underwater crab

2. An acoustic novelty band based in Greater Manchester

3. The nightly act of waiting until a flatmate has gone to sleep, before putting your balls over their eyes and arse on their nose - the practice is repeated until such a point that you are evicted from your place of residence.
1. Paguristes is a genus of hermit crab in the family Diogenidae. It includes species such as Paguristes Ulreyi - or "Furry Hermit"

2. Did you go to the Furry Hermit's gig last night? They were awesome!

3. Mike gave Geoff so many Furry Hermits, that ultimately he had to leave.
by smallasianman December 12, 2009
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Heritage

It's against my heritage to ejaculate on cows.
by Joebeatskj October 16, 2010
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hermitism

The act, or..verb of being a hermit.
I think I'd rather stay inside than face all of that there drama. Yaaaaay, hermitism!
by Bob Bryar. December 24, 2008
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Hermitting

To live as a loner, by choice or not, despite the presence of other options; for spiritual reasons or other reasons; to spend time away from people to read, write, introspect, gain knowledge, learn about self, learn lessons from the past, learn about life. Sometimes it can be the result of a trauma or depression, too.
"I've already spent a lot of time hermitting about you. Had a lot to learn from this poking and questioning, but I think I covered most of the You question now."

For example, when you get dumped by a loved one, you'll often question yourself for a long time about what happened that caused the failure. Sometimes when you really want answers, you'll tend to avoid noise and people. This is what I call "hermitting". This behaviour can get compared to that of a hermit, because the person rather spend time alone, to think, than with people having fun and socializing.

Sometimes, after a major turn in life, hermitting can be a necessary phase of "digestion of events" before being able to move on.
by Arsenic Queen February 5, 2010
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hermitude

the attitude of hermitage or of a hermit
my hermitude
broken, beached moonjellies
become visible

D.W. Bender
("hermitude" as used in a haiku poem)
by D.W. Bender August 13, 2003
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Heebity Squeets

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.
Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.
by RageKage August 27, 2006
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