Palmela handerson

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.

I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!

by Robdawggy August 31, 2018

Hendersonville

City in Tennessee where many rich or semi rich people live. Taylor Swift used to live there. But who cares about her?

That girl who only wore designer clothes lives in Hendersonville.

by iloveyoumoreandmore August 5, 2008

Jamie Henderson

The best damned canadian ever, drinks of the wobbly pop (The holy grail of Canadia). Also known as "Hendertime"

Uproots from oot and aboot in canadia where the hosers, beavers and mooses live.

Man, He could be as cool as Hendertime.

by Taylete December 26, 2004

Sluggish Henderson

When shit seeps out of a girl's asshole after an anal sex excursion.

After Ryan fucked Aly in the ass, she had a Sluggish Henderson.

by connortist March 6, 2010

cris henderson

1) a person who mysteriously obtains large amounts of money but doesnt withdraw it. who the hell would call the bank after finding out that an extra 10k had been put in their bank account.

2)a person who lives off their front.

3) a person who creates his own dark cloud, then complains about it.

4) a good friend.

5) the person to call when you are bored off your ass, and want to go party

if you smoke weed everyday, but still manage to get straight a's like some asian.

by anonymous July 9, 2004

Henderson, Ky

A city state of its own, Henderson Kentucky is where you can look into the bed of any truck and find way too many beer cans/bottles, fishing poles, and other random shit. There is a huge high school where everyone goes, and by high school I mean adolescent day care. Everyone loves killing stuff, especially fish and deer. No one is very sophisticated; they drive big stupid diesels, or Mustangs. You have to drive at least 25 minutes to get anywhere.

On the other hand: They throw outrageous parties where gunshots ring out, cops are called, and the usual "fight or flight" ensues. Lite beer is the drink of choice, usually chased with either cheap vodka, or Jim Beam. Mudding is always a favorable activity, as well as street racing, truck pulls, or some type of ATV racing.

I got super fucked up in Henderson, Ky last weekend; we started out riding 4-wheelers, ran out of beer, got more beer, went bow-fishing, ran out of beer, got a 5th of Makers Mark, kept bow fishing, smoked about 9 bowls, went home to build a bon fire, and shot fire works off for the rest of the night...... I made it to work the next morning on time though.

by Mr. Bite July 6, 2011

Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009