heebery

n.: a derogatory term describing an act of cheapness, greed, or selfishness; often associated with jewbag.

"What the hell, Harvey, you have an entire bag of candy and I can only have two pieces? HEEBERY!"

-or-

Mona eyed quite a lot of designer bags at the free spaghetti supper, and began to suspect heebery.

by Emmy Foofoo May 6, 2008

Heebgasm

An overflow of getting screwed out of things.

Oh man, my day was one heebgasm after another. That bitch deserves a Danza Slap for pulling this shit.

by Peter and Neal April 5, 2005

heeby jeebies

The "Heeby-Jeebies" is what you feel when someone casts the Sheeny Curse on you!

"You stole my Coupon!!!"
*Curses*

*Gets the "Heeby Jeebies" *
"Argh, Take the damn coupon!"

by kimithylee.com June 20, 2008

Heebed

Getting screwed out of something royally. Especially money.

Dude 1 - "Shit...i only got three meximelts. I ordered 4"
Dude 2 - "dude, they fucking heebed you. Lame."
Dude 1 - "Damn. Suckin' balls."

by Peter and Neal April 5, 2005

heebie

slang for Jew, short for Hebrew (descended from Habiri, the old philistine word for Hebrew). Popularized in "The Life of Brian" by Monty Python

"I'm a jew! I'm a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, a Red Sea pedestrian! I'm Kosher momma, and I'm proud of it!"

by hanzie March 18, 2006

heebies

Uncommon abbreviation for heebie-jeebies.

See example under heebie-jeebies

by Msquared May 26, 2003

Heeber

A mystical chant with no proper meaning, used generally in a group and chanted several times, in the dark (preferably the woods) to conjure spirits

Susan: Heeber Heeber!
Bob: Heeber heeber!

*ghost summons*

by Susan1285 August 30, 2010