Heathering

n, feminine - To thrash ones arms and legs wildly on the bed due to sexual ecstacy, especially upon having an unexpectedly good orgasm. This process can also take place on the floor (esp in hotels) or sofa.

As if to show how good the sex was and her delight she started heathering on the bed

by Robert Cragg June 8, 2005

Hearing AIDS

Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.

"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"

by AriAstor March 19, 2010

heading

The insertion of the head into the anus of another.

Excuse me love, would you mind greasing up your arse hole so I can shove my head up there, thanks.

by iguanapunk June 20, 2004

Hearing People

The community of handicapped individuals who severely require excessive support in their everyday lives. These individuals are not considered "citizens," since they are incapable of contributing to society, and generally useless. They are the subject of ridicule and pity by the educated and respectable in each culture. Basically useless, hearing people wander Earth in a form of stupor, unaware of their surroundings, environments, and situations. Kind-hearted, wise Deaf individuals make a point of avoiding hearing people, so as not to harm or confuse them with superior Deaf intelligence. Unfortunately, there are many of the Deaf who choose to attempt to help the hearing of the world, unaware or oblivious to the fact that they cannot be helped and are doomed to a life of insignificance. Worse still are those in the Deaf community who attempt to imitate hearing people, for whatever absurd reason; these mentally disturbed souls are called the "hard-of-hearing." Furthermore and in conclusion, the foundation of hearing people is a complex and inescapable web of stupidity, failure, and blasphemy.

Person A: Wow, that guy is so stupid.
Peson B: Hey! It's not his fault, he's a hearing person.


Person A: *Mistake* (Reaction, such as "Whoops" or "Uh-oh")
Person B: *Appropriate response* ("Tsk. Hearing People.")


Person A: Hey, why is the world filled with hate, violence, crime, drugs, anger, fear, and ignorance? The majority of humans on Earth suffer every day... There must be a reason for it... What could God, or Satan, have created that is so vile and so unholy, that it is the source of all that is damned on the planet?
Person B: Hearing People.

by S. Hawking, Ghandi, & Jesus February 6, 2009

x-ray hearing

When you can hear through things.
ie: walls, people, objects

Jenny was locked outside in the car, wanting to know what was being said about her inside.

What the people didn't know was that Jenny had x-ray hearing and could hear everything they were saying.

by long&lengthy November 30, 2010

Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.

That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010

bobble heading

The act of someone rocking their head up, down and all around in a bobbling motion while thizzing mad balls.

"Jesus dude, Tha Producer is bobble heading so hard he looks like he has tourettes."

"Wow that kid is straight bobble heading his brains out, tight."

by HU Soldier November 17, 2007