Armageddon

Let's face it, if any of us could become the worlds richest person, we'd probably destroy the planet with a HUGE atomic bomb that we purchased from Russia.

Armageddon is what EVERY guy secretly dreams of creating right after they become the richest man on Earth.

by Mike Hunt XXX April 13, 2010

Armageddon

When a man or woman takes some sort of tube, sticks it up their ass, and then has a gerbal or other small animal run up inside and into the person...can you say Richard Gere?

Gerbal into ass via pipe

by AJ November 27, 2004

armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 2, 2010

Double Armageddon

An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

Armageddon

Retailing term meaning stock which is kept in a less used area of the warehouse, due to it's high volume in order to retain space in the working area of the warehouse. Phrase coined to suggest this stock may come in handy if the end of the wold was nigh.

There's 11 cases of lentils here, perhaps we should put it in armageddon.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Armageddon

Ancient resources refer to Armageddon as "the hill of slaughter" and also as "the mountain of sorrow"

by Granny Christian September 12, 2003

Karmageddon

It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

Hippie: Dude, you have to feel the love cuz otherwise it's gonna be like ... Karmageddon.

by Miss Know it All May 27, 2007