dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

harkness energy

When a person is acting extremely sarcastic and passive aggressive towards you, making you feel small

The Harkness energy emitted made me sad

by hdjksl November 17, 2022

Harkness Energy

When someone is being a bit of a shit and decides to piss of everyone for no reason

Stop emitting Harkness energy

by hdjksl November 17, 2022

harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

by dannyjeffers August 18, 2008

green harking

a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat

Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.

by January 10, 2025

Hark Eek Low

The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.

"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."

by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011

hark twa

A hark twa is something that happens when 2 guys bend down together and spit at the same time at each other and before you know it they fucking each other.

They bent down and then hark twa'ed

by Residentdoom January 21, 2025