Happy Tapioca

Fred getting drowned in pudding and getting butt fucked

Hey guys, Fred's getting Happy Tapioca

by Johnny not johnny March 20, 2022

Hairy Stamper

When the male ejaculates on a woman's chest and presses his pubic hair on the ejaculant and creates a stamp mark on the woman's head with the jizz as ink and the pubes as a stamp.

"I didn't have enough jizz to do a hairy stamper with my girl friend."

by Rawbeesea February 22, 2010

happy crush

not quite a crush
but one with no feelings attached
you've just met and you don't know if you like the person yet. just someone you're considering to be a crush because it's either you don't know them at all or you barely know them. you think the person is cute!

"OOH, you like him don't you?"
"no i don't, he's just a happy crush."

by dopamineatfirstsight May 24, 2010

Happy Girthday

The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Happy 9/11

When you wish someone a happy September 11th

Person #1: "Happy 9/11"
Person #2: "Thanks man!"

by ihavasmallpp September 13, 2019

Happygasm

When you are so happy you have an orgasm.

Happy person: "My mum told me she would get me GTA V and I had a happygasm."

by ThatCheesyTroll October 14, 2013

Hairy Gary

When a women slides her prickly 5 o'clock shadowed vagina up and down your back so you feel the scratching as she proceeds to leave a snail like slime trail that resembles gary the snail from spongebob

Last night clair went wild amd gave me a hairy gary

by Frankenstank January 11, 2018