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Hampshire Illinois

Hampshire Illinois is a little conservative redneck town out in the country. Friday night hot spot is Casey’s gas station and people drive tractors to school. Let’s roll up some joints and go ride my John Deere and farm! Hampshire Illinois is a perfect example of Trump USA.
Let’s cruise the countryside of Hampshire Illinois and smoke a blunt!
by CountryLivingHampshireIL August 27, 2018
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Hopscotch

When a guy or girl has their way with a sex partner then moves on to the next.

*Hopscotchin does include protected sex.
If your not using protection your HOTscotchin.
Yoo! I went Hopscotchin with some chicks last night, I told her to let me hopscotch and she didnt have any problems with it.

myspace.com/jovanos. Check out the song called "Hopscotchin" for a clear example
by Jovanos January 31, 2009
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Hops

A way of addressing a person in hip-hop culture. originating in the 90's from New York
"You betta flee hops, or getcha head flown three blocks,
L keeps rappers hearts pumpin like Reeboks"
-Big L
by TheDevilsSon January 7, 2011
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Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.
After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"
by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 5, 2010
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Hoopstat

a drunken word used to piss off friends... it deprives from the common T9 word form of texting with a drunk text influence.. originally the word was suppost to be "important" but later on was changed to anger friends and boyfriends and girl friends
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Ashley sends text to Cody

"im with riley something hoopstat just happend"

Cody: whats hoopstat?

Ashley: i dunno

Cody: FUCKING tell me already

Riley sends cody a text saying

"hey cody me and ashley are hoopstating"
by big boyer May 27, 2009
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Homewrecker hoops

Homewrecker hoops are large, hoop (almost always circular) earrings sometimes worn by a homewrecker. While the hoops themselves have no special power, when combined with a quality homewrecker the hoops take on a synergistic allure. In the context of homewrecker hoops, this scenario typically involves a homewrecker female targeting a "happily married" male.
J: "Hey, you see that girl across the bar?"
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."

(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."
by PineapplePizza117 June 18, 2022
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Tzlilim/Tslilim shel Hapshan

A high pitched squirming noise in hebrew produced by individuals who never do anything and are totaly lazy.
Omri: Wanna hear my Tzlilim/Tslilim Shel Hapshan?
Ron: ??
Omri: *Very High Pitched" Ronnnnnnnn
by niggozaurus June 22, 2023
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