Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

Hampshire Illinois

Hampshire Illinois is a little conservative redneck town out in the country. Friday night hot spot is Casey’s gas station and people drive tractors to school. Let’s roll up some joints and go ride my John Deere and farm! Hampshire Illinois is a perfect example of Trump USA.

Let’s cruise the countryside of Hampshire Illinois and smoke a blunt!

by CountryLivingHampshireIL August 27, 2018

Hampa

Slang for a Hav-A-Tampa cigar

Next time I'll roll it in a Hampa/to burn slow/so the ashes won't be burnin up my hand, brah

-The Luniz

by r0semarysays December 29, 2010

Hampden Park

Scotland's National Football Stadium and home to Third Division amateur team Queens ParkWho have played at Hampden since 1883.The current Hampden is actually the Third Ground to proudly bear the name.
Founded in 1903 this famous ground has bore witness to many fine victories and defeats!Underwent Major Redevelopment in the 90's and is now one of UEFA's 5 star rated Stadiums.Not bad considering in the 70's it had become so rundown that it was referred to as 'The largest toilet in Scotland'

Hampden Park was the First Football Stadium in the world and Largest untill 1950.
Record Attendances:
1937 - 149,547 : Scotland v England - highest in Europe
1937 - 146,433 : Celtic v Aberdeen - highest for a club match in Europe
1970 - 136,505 : Celtic v Leeds United (European Cup Semi-Final) - highest for a UEFA competition match
1960 - 135,000 : Real Madrid v Eintracht Frankfurt - Highest For a European Cup Final

by Hamish Bond June 17, 2006

hampeling

extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants

Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.

by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011

Hamper Safari

When one makes an expedition through a female’s laundry hamper hunting for a prized and coveted pair of soiled panties to sniff. A hamper safari is truly an adventurous exploration and exciting journey.

The party at the sorority house last night was an absolute hamper safari. My olfactory senses could not have been more satisfied.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Hampax

A cigarette filter tip used with rolling tobacco; named due to it's resemblance to a hamster tampon

Oh shit I've run out of hampax I'll have to roach my fag instead

by VioletSkye July 27, 2009