HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

HAMboner by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003

hamboney 

Hamboney is the definition of a thiccc dad bod stud that loves steak, burgers, and beer

Have you seen Cody, he is a hamboney!!

hamboney by Cam ham March 6, 2021

hamboned

the act of being so drunk that your floating somewhere between hammered and fucked aka boned.

dude 20 bucks says shes gonna be hamboned after that funnel of wine

we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now

hamboned by liquid524 December 4, 2009

harboner 

The feeling one gets when excitedly watching Jim Harbaugh, football virtuoso, coach the hell out of the 49ers. Can also be used when brother John Harbaugh, Baltimore's head coach, induces similar such excitement.

"Did you see Jim Schwartz lose his shit after the Lions' first loss?!?"

"Yeah, man. I'm fully torqued right now!"

"Well, you better get to the doctor if that Harboner lasts more than 4 hours. It can cause serious damage."

harboner by Harry Sasquatch October 17, 2011

hambonics

oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering

I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning

hambonics by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004

hombone 

A homosexual male who exhibits the aesthetic qualities of a hambone, including, but not limited to: collar popping, frequent tanning (often indoors) and excessive gym usage.

Hey, look at those hombones. I bet they're going to pop a lot more than collars tonight!

Hombone 1: Hey sweetums, wanna fool around?
Hombone 2: No, I gotta go to the gym. I shit you not, I just started a new cycle of 'roids.
Hombone 1: And I haven't worked my pecs in 3 days! What was I thinking? We can pound ass later!
Hombone 2: Yeah, let's go.
Hombone 1: You can't leave the house like that!
Hombone 2: Like what?
Hombone 1: Your collar's not popped!
Hombone 2: Sweet jesus.

hombone by Szatty January 16, 2006

hammbone 

A hammbone is someone who is strong and unstoppable. Someone who can excel at anything they set their mind to. A hammbone is someone who isn't afraid to give it all they got.

That boy there is a hammbone.

You can always count on a hammbone.

hammbone by Mrs. Hammbone July 11, 2016