SO NOT HALAL MODE

Person that is muslim that eats pork and beef

eating steak?!?!
SO NOT HALAL MODE

by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021

Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)

I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Halal-itude

(Adj.) Used to describe the magnitude of Halal you've got on a certain day (Halal = Good, in Arabic ) . If you're on a high halalitude, you're super nice to everyone. If you're Halalitude is low, you're being a complete douche to everyone.

1. Why don't you pump up that halal-itude of yours, I cant stand being around your arrogant ass

2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?

by Gaurav the Vasnani June 7, 2018

Halal

Halal is a golden kid that plays the impossible quiz as if it is not impossible, and serves Jalal as a model. Halal wishes to go back to Canada to make a Halal Youtube Channel and to join OTMUN. He is currently working on girls such as JJ and YR with Falal's support. Halal (and Falal)'s favorite number is 3:51.

Halal and Falal's favorite number is 3:51... Remember that. Also, dont forget to HONOR THE GIFT

by Falal(a.k.a GreenmanEF) June 9, 2018

Halaler

A person or object that is more halaler than another

person “I am halal” , person 2 “I am halaler”

by Aeeman February 10, 2020

Not Halal

Not good or dumb

"Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum

"This argument is not Halal."

by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020

Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 19, 2020