Feeding the hairless pony 

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

Feeding the hairless pony by Disko Letch January 24, 2013

hairless chimpanzee 

Black person

The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.

That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.

hairless chimpanzee by kaadoo September 25, 2017

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time 

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.

“I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021

hariesh 

ayo fham, I think my boy commit suicide already #RestInBeats #JYB Adeel is a fat fuck and a stupid fuck, GG to my gay brother hariesh!! pce #AnushIsShit #DanuSucks #SuliTheGoat

Ayo hariesh the couch is ours

hariesh by #Jah February 1, 2019

harries 

n. Eldest sister, commonly known as the unknown Harry.
n. Oldest twin sister, commonly known as eldest twin.
n. Youngest twin sister, commonly known as the one who fell on her face in that one home video.
n. Littlest sister, commonly known as the one who shakes her rump like Beyonce and who spills on her shirt, or as Baby Harry.

"Ohhhh, those Harringtons sisters. Those Harries."

harries by Janet P. January 14, 2008

Hairist 

Believing one is superior to another based off of their hair.

Tony is being hairist because he thinks being bald is better.

Hairist by MINER9ER May 14, 2019

haries 

Haries is a fish, meant to be sneaky in bed with a luison.

Haries is pimping caveria

haries by Haries Kanna January 25, 2021