mad haggid

a person who is extremely ugly.

"ugh that girl is mad haggid!"

by dOPEBiTCH * December 3, 2009

Mike Haggar

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.

Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.

by AngelMekk February 28, 2020

haggis

Various chopped-up sheep guts stuffed into a sheep's stomach or intestines and boiled with spices.

I think this was outlawed by the USDA. No, seriously. You're not allowed to eat in in America.

by Yargh April 25, 2005

Haggerty

Deriving from the phrase "Proud to be a Haggerty" in the Macklemore song "Irish Celebration". An Irishman who is proud of his Irish heritage.

Guy One: Dude, you so Irish.

Guy Two: I know. I'm proud to be a Haggerty.

by Dankerman April 3, 2013

hagglebeaved

All beat up, messed up, beat to crap, beat to shit, shit's not right, all junky and stuff, crusty,

Danielle Caldeira was all hagglebeaved tonite after doin the nasty with that motocross guy

by bajabomber87 December 18, 2009

Batty Haggis

A person who is from scotland and is gay.
Batty as in gay and Haggis is a scottish food, which is an animal's stomach filled with animal blood, kidney, liver etc...

Person 1 - Blah, blah.....
Person 2 - Shut up you Batty Haggis!.....

by Mimi* March 14, 2009

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.

"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

by wowie2010 April 13, 2010