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gundeck

v. to falsify official documents, reports, logs, etc. especially in cases where work was not actually performed.

The area on old British warships below the upperdeck, to give a false perception of the actual amount of ammuniton onboard. This is supposedly how the term was derived.
"Rogge was too lazy to do the 7 day and gundecked the MAF like usual"

"Some people gundeck their whole resume to land top-notch IT jobs"
by Andy Mack April 16, 2005
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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.
We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.
by centaur_star October 19, 2009
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Gruden Grinder

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.
I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.
by Ueberales December 16, 2013
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An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
by tourguide May 23, 2011
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Gulden

A girl as shiny as the color she sounds like.

A foxy mistress with a perfect smile and eyes like eternity.

Most people take one look at Gulden and knows that this is one woman they want to lay hands on. But not many people know that she is as awesome as she her stunning looks. Takes on both boys and girls swifter than a snowball in lava. But doesn't even though she can.

Gulden doesn't really have to do anything to glow of awesomeness, she just is. But it doesn't help that she is the both is the nicest girl you could ever know, at the same time as the perfect bitch to those who wrong her. You don't want to stand in the way of her saying when she is ready explode with awesome comments and mindnumbing geniousity.

Great lover and a perfect being.
If an angel fell from the skies and landed between me an Gulden, I would have to ask the angel to move so that I could see her.

Woaw, that Gulden is some girl. I wish all girls were like her.
by Mr.Amsterdam December 7, 2011
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guuding around

Jeff, stop guuding around, we need to get to work.
by zoeh December 2, 2004
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Gundeh

Can be used to replace any word in a sentence. Originated in Mr. Perez's Spanish 10 class as a replacement word for "brown people". Very few can master this word.
Oh my gundeh! Suck my gundeh! I feel like a gundehed a black man's dick. Your such a gundeh. Gundeh gundeh gundeh.
by Coley and Aweean February 16, 2008
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