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Nebraska Blue gummer

A fat black man born and raised in the historically gay and black state of Nebraska. Predominatly found "spooking around" the streets of Omaha.
"That Nebraska Blue gummer Storm finger blasted his ass till it blead again and there is blood all over the carpet!!
by Cornhuskers Suck Taint December 8, 2010
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gummer

a lady prostitute who is over 70 years old
by rob January 21, 2004
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gummer food

1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;

2. Food you find in a nursing home;

3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;

4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;

7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.
The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food
by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013
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Gummer The Llama

Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.
"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."

"No, he's ugly."

"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019
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Gummer

Referring to a female who is viewed as nothing more than a slab of meat. While occasionally used as a term of endearment between friends; a gummer is a total loser or shmuck.
"I was hanging dong with an absolute gummer last night. Not proud of it, but it happened."

"Idiot #1: GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER"
"Idiot #2: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
by Prycethebucket December 10, 2020
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Gummer

A Urophile. A gentleman who quaffs piss like it's a particularly fine Chardonnay.
'The dog' s peed on the kitchen floor? Don't waste paper towels. GUMMER!! '
by Squibbsy January 24, 2021
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@emmamulllen needs to give @ryand0314 gummer
by gimmegummer May 16, 2022
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