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Road gummies 

When getting road head from a senior citizen, with no teeth!
"Cayley's grandma gave me road gummies on the way home from Thanksgiving
Dear Lord; should just call her hoover! not granny she's still got it at her old age! "
Road gummies by stevetotheo June 20, 2018
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squishing your gummies 

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

Rummy gummies 

Soaking gummy bears or gummy worms in rum overnight. This allows the rum to be absorbed into the gummy bears or worms. This is a nice way to sneak booze into a public event.
Luckily, I made some rummy gummies and now we can get our booze into the AA meeting.

Braynt Gumble 

When ones significant other takes one ball, squeezing it slightly and putting in your rectum.
Ooh baby, I want you to braynt gumble me tonight after dinner!
Braynt Gumble by Jrep24 September 5, 2016

Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears 

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.
To partake in a conversation whilst not paying attention to the other people conversing, making it seem as if you're listening while you're really not. For best effect, you must look attentive, and nod and say general responses such as "yep" throughout the conversation. It also helps to occasionally repeat the last word of the sentence the other person had just said for added effect (e.g. "so the other day, I went to see a light show--" "a light show?"). An expert gumbler knows when to recognize a question being posed and quickly backtrack as to sufficiently answer the question. Named after Bryant Gumbel, who is rumored to do interviews while not actually paying attention to the interviewee.

Spelling: gumbel; gumbled; gumbeling; gumbler (one who gumbels).
Person A: We were talking about her past dating experiences, but then she started talking about her family and I started gumbeling.
Person B: Yup...
Person A: She almost noticed, too, because I stumbled over my words when she asked if I remembered her Aunt Lucy.
Person B: Her Aunt Lucy?
Person A: Yeah, thankfully I was able to divert the question and I got by.
Person B: Ah.
Person A: Are you gumbeling right now?
Person B: Of course not!

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In this conversation, person A is telling about his experience gumbeling, while being gumbled himself. Person A is obviously still a novice, having tripped up in a gumbeling attempt, but person B is quite the expert, convincingly gumbeling and even managing to reassure the other that he is not being gumbled.
Gumbel by Cifer17 May 2, 2009