Judging by the previous definitions, a guido must be someone who inspires a lot of haters. These haters have probably had their girlfriends stolen by a guido who actually goes to a gym and takes care of himself. It probably happened at a bar where the guido was actually having a good time dancing while the unshowered white-bread boyfriend (from Ohio with no rhythm who thinks he is a New Yorker because he has been here 3 years) was off in the corner complaining about Bridge and Tunnel people coming into the city and wishing he had downloaded that way too cool new obscure alt-rock/retro 80s (undanceable) song on his iPod.
I have no culture, ethnic food, family loyalty or rhythm of my own where I am from in Bumble F@ck USA so I make fun of guidos and pretend to be a hip New Yorker.
by Juan Cazador July 23, 2004
Maybe if your ignorant ass came up here, or maybe u live up here in the tri-state area and did not hate on guidos, you would really know what goes on instead of just making stuff up trying to bring down us italian americans. Ok Guidos do wear tight shirts, designer jeans, but no fuzzy hats, thats homo son. Second, we are not "wiggers" or "wegros" whatever you call it. We grew up around hip-hop/rap, urban. Nothing wrong with being urban or using hip hop slang, some slangs created by us italians. Guidos basically are "pimps" or "players" who dress in clothes described above, also our "fake" gold chains as you call it. Those are called baptism chain, ok idiot?, given to us by our godfather and godmother at our baptism. Now you probably feel stupid so try to comeback with a better definition, moron. Oh yea, I am full blooded italian, but do not dress like that. Not all italians dress as you describe them to be.
by BronxKid October 06, 2005
Luke and Bettina went searching for Guido, only to be f****ed over by two B******ds who took our £80.
Bettina! Yes Luke; Is that my Guido on the table?
...NO, it's my Guido.
Bettina! Yes Luke; Is that my Guido on the table?
...NO, it's my Guido.
by Luke Forrester April 30, 2004
A guido...let me expalin, is a way of life. It's just not any SOB with a fuckin blowout. Its not just any poser with an armani exchange shirt...that doesnt mean shit. The true guido's are the true italian, born and raised...who go to the club and parties because THEY want to, who wear the expense clothes because THEY want to, who drive the nice cars because THEY want to...not because it fits into the ever so popular growing "guido" trend. They try to look better than the average scrub. They work hard and play harder. You are who you are, if that is naturally YOU, then you are a TRUE guido.
by Gaspare October 25, 2005
by the true italian August 17, 2005
by jman3485 May 14, 2011
A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids
by XxOWEN34xX March 01, 2008