guacamole nigga penis

a dirty, grimy, smegma infested, uncircumcised dick.

person 1: did you know that zander has a guacamole nigga penis?
person 2: really?

person 1: yeah he needs to clean that shit bad.

by thiccniggaappreciation March 28, 2019

Guastamacchia

A little, heartless, big-mouthed, asexual, undesirable, misspeaking, non-woman, evil Disney witch cackling, insulting, ego-checking, sarcastic person

(1) Dude, I was feeling so good about myself until that Guastamacchia came over and ruined my self-esteem

by steelepipes September 13, 2009

Guasa,Guasa

someone who talks alot of crap

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Guacado

An avocado that has ripened enough to be used for guacamole.

This guacado is ready to go. Let's make guacamole.

by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010

Guasamayeta

Colombian slang used to describe a massive dick.

Carlos is a virgin because his guasamayeta hurts every lady he meets. Poor Carlos

by rebelleza June 6, 2017

guacardo

Guacardo is the funiest, cutest, and weirdest avocado in the world

Guacardo just posted a new video!

by Guacardo lover March 24, 2019

Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".

Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.

by BainImMissingMyTextures January 5, 2022