Graingered

A state of inebriation usually only experienced by hardened drinkers. often occurring at Lunchtime while you are supposed to be in a meeting with your boss. People who are Graingered often loose control of their bodily functions, and have to spend prolonged periods of time asleep in lavatories. The true Grainger, when ordered home by management will normally wake up in the pub toilet when the manager is trying to close up.

Nick: Dave, where were you yesterday at 4:00?
Dave, sorry boss, I was Graingered

by Grave Danger May 20, 2009

three grains of rice

When you have no appetite, and feels as though three grains of rice will fill you up; contrasted with "opposite of three grains of rice" where one is ravenous and begins to ask others for their food.

I'm so three grains of rice, I barely made it through that third grain, one more and I'll vom! Or
I'm the opposite of three grains today, are you eating these stale saltines?

by Random Name #14 May 7, 2016

unobtainable grain

When a person is into another person or thing solely because that person or thing is not into them.

Dude, you're only into her because she is your unobtainable grain

by unobtainable grain February 9, 2019

grip that grain

to pay attention to the steering wheel and start driving

driver (turning around): hey, where do youi guys wanna eat tonight?
passanger: wtf, grip that grain and pay attention to the road, you gonna get us killed

by roman holiday February 19, 2009

a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.

Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!

by the pope June 8, 2004

golden grain

Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.

Side effects: Death

Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?

Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)

Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight

John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!

Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.

by joes the man February 16, 2009

geraint

A Welsh name, meaning old man, belonging to me.

Geraint likes to say Tzonga

by Geraint Thomas April 16, 2004