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Grumpus

A terminally grumpy person, often genetic. Can be modified for various states of grumpitity.
Cheer up, don't be such a Grumpus!

That Grumpus has been growling at me for hours.

A Slumpus (A sleepy Grumpus)

A Lumpity Grumpus (A lumpier than average Grumpus)
by Dar123 January 2, 2009
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Grumpaluncher

Grumpalunching is the ancient art of using a 12 gauge pump action shotgun to dispatch your enemies quickly and efficiently. Grumpalunching can only be properly executed while being in an a rather grumpy mood. Grumpalunching can be used in a variety of different ways, i.e.:
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching

Originating from South America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a key part in the Vietnamese war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000 American soldiers who live to this day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?

Grumpalunching is a simple and easy way to deal with a army, a little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?

The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!
Guy 1: Wow that guy sure is a grumpaluncher

Guy 2: Yeah he kill 28 people in the last hour
by The Loner Boobatio May 17, 2011
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Grumpy Pumpy

When one is having sex, but not actually enjoying it.
I had some grumpy pumpy last night with my bitch - it was shit.
by Miniliam October 24, 2011
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Grumpasauras

Grumpy in a cute, set-in-your-ways kind of way.
He's not mad at you; he's just being a Grumpasauras.
by Snewz June 24, 2008
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Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.
Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!
by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010
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Grump Job

When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.
I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.
by #1 Howard Stern Fan August 9, 2010
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grumpasaurus rex

One who is dour on a colossal scale.
Person 1: "What's wrong with Bill today?"
Person 2: " He lost his wallet this morning and all afternoon he was nothing but a Grumpasaurus Rex to everyone in accounting."
by bmyoung November 25, 2013
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