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gromper

To engage in sexual activity after a period of hygienic neglect, frequently signified by the development of a urinary tract infection in a female partner.
"I worked all day and didn't have time to shower, so I had to give Susie the ol' gromper."
by Hajah Hakaha December 3, 2013
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Gumper

(noun)
Someone who is "Gumpy", lengthy, tall, uncordinated kind of person.
One who's some what like a loser, or a dork.. somebody who falls alot, clumsy, etc.
Dooode, look at that guy over there, he's such a gumper yo'.
Yo' that basketball player sucks, he's a major gumper.
by dEMAR J* February 13, 2009
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Grumpet

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'
Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'
by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014
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Gramper

marked lack of education and a refusal to learn. noun. used to describe anyone with redneck attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.
"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".
by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010
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Gramper

gramper; a grampa with incontinence, a marked lack of education and a refusal to learn or a angry old man. noun. used to describe anyone with narrowminded back wood attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.
"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".
by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010
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grumparse

Luke Phillips, he is a complete grumparse
Luke Phillips you are a moody grumparse
by blonds January 26, 2011
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Gumperts

Men that are thirsty for baby mamas
"Look at these three gumperts trying to holler at Jessica. She's holding a baby"
by BAUWLUH April 20, 2015
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