gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

gummy gomez

Cum into your hand and wipe it on your partner's mouth

I gave Lucy a gummy gomez last night, she licked it up, that bitch is crazy.

by Band Camper October 4, 2008

Gummy Bear'd

When a woman removes her teeth, for the sole purpose of performing fellatio.

When Edna came by my house last night, I got Gummy Bear'd, before we had intercourse!

by Jett Black February 23, 2009

Grumpy Troll

A sexual position between any combination of two people (male/female, male/male, female/female) in which the anus's of each participant are rubbed together. Often used as a last resort for sexual positions, the act can provide immensely pleasurable sensations for those with highly sensitive anal lips. This sexual position is not to be confused with the Spritely Elf.

Ken and Cory finally attempted the Grumpy Troll position after exhausting all other sexual avenues with each other.

by SadTroll July 19, 2012

gummy knuckle

When one inserts their entire hand into their mouth during a blowjob to give a fully mouth-enveloped handjob.

Bro I got a gummy knuckle from my girl the other night.

by Dynawhap January 2, 2019

grumpy old goat

Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat

Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat

by The Ryan Wright August 10, 2019

gummy bear

A gummy bear is the most amazing person on earth, they're sweet caring and funny. They also give great hugs and are really comfortable to sleep on.

You're a gummy bear

by noodlesssssss September 24, 2019