Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Gruff

When your girlfriend will be a dog for you ( You can take that as sexually as you'd like )

"Do you want me to Gruff honey?"

by Loganmadness456 August 24, 2019

The Gruff Stage

The Gruff stage is a stage in ones life and or career where the get the fucking shit roasted out of them and our constantly messed with. It is a very hard time for everybody.

"Dude why the hell did that guys family get raped?" "Oh he's in the gruff stage."

"Holy shit that guy just got butt fucked , why would that happen?'' "Oh he's in the gruff stage." "Oh that makes sense".

by gshud January 15, 2016

Gruff

When some one or something is just to stoopide for Words.

Thats so gruff

by Big Black bong January 23, 2018

Gruff

He is the one and only BIG SMOKE no one can compare to him.

Doing something cool = Gruff

by Big smoke 💨 November 23, 2021

Gruff

A very large tubby kitty, sometimes referred to as “G” for good measure. Will also beg for treats.

“Did you miss Gruff’s treat appointment this morning?”

by MacCoogan March 28, 2019

Gruff

Random person from nethergames community who ask every single girl for her nudes and hated by alot for being extremely inappropriate

Gruff = cringe

by Mark da bruh July 6, 2021