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grauncher

The 4th type of kissing, a graunch. Severe face-eating.

Having a meal in your significant others mouth.
Example:
Bob: Have you heard of my friend Steve?

John: What? Do you mean Steve the grauncher?
by Maido56 February 9, 2023
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Grunching

The hard grinding of the head of one's penis (often of larger size) against the cervix. Like crunching except meatier.
*He was so deep in me, I felt him grunching against my cervix with each thrust!"
by That_Fkn_Wolf November 1, 2023
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Grouchipated

A state of being filled with so much grouchiness that it’s difficult to shake off. Often used to describe someone who’s irritable and stubbornly holding onto their bad mood, especially after a frustrating experience.
After his Minecraft server crashed for the third time, he was completely grouchipated and wouldn’t talk to anyone for hours.
by Megotta November 11, 2024
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Gounching

A state of retardation caused by prolonged masturbation. Can progress into goontosis if not interrupted by another person using any reverse edge technique
Person 1: "Yo Shaun isn't at school today."
Person 2: "I'm worried man, I think he could be gounching."
by Hamgurburger March 18, 2024
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Grunching

The act of felching ones own cum and juices after munting someone, all while gooning for an extended period of time.
My friend and I are going grunching later.
by therealfrotter June 12, 2024
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Grimble Grunching

Grimble grunching is when bros out here chiefan dat fake weed.
by Playboicartisballsack August 9, 2022
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Dr. Grouchi

While referring primarily to one world famous grouchy doctor, a Dr. Grouchi (also spelled Dr. Grouchy) can also be any famous grumpy and televised doctor of any gender, race, orientation or nationality who believes in censorship of media, random lockdowns and gaslighting of other doctors, physicians and anyone else they deem “less qualified” with actual certified medical statistics or information that disagrees with them in order to protect their public image.

NOT to be confused with a so called regular “Grouchi” which is arguably a term that is superfluous to the Urban Dictionary, has been ratio’d with dislikes any place it appears and should never be user without “Dr.” placed in front of it ever. Transphobia is NEVER cool or ok.
Anddddd there goes the newly appointed Dr. Grouchi, berating, gaslighting and talking over every other doctor or physician in the proceeding who disagrees with him.
by IpodClassic June 8, 2021
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