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Grot blocked

When a complete grot of a person ruins your peace and happiness with their narcissistic, selfish, calculated ways
Person 1: I heard Shannan’s doing really well nowadays
Person 2: yeah she was, she’s fucked now but. She got grot blocked

Person 1: whatever happened with that Beez fella, did he turn out alright?
Person 2: fuck no! He grot blocked her. She’s not herself anymore.
by ShannanD July 5, 2025
mugGet the Grot blockedmug.

hock a grot

HOCK A GROT = To spit.

Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.

To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.

To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.
Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”

Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.
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crutch grot

A fluid developed from the mixture of semen and ass. This fluid is discharged after gay bum sex an fermanted in a plastic cup for atleast 3 days. Gay boys where this as a cologne to attract more manly gay boys!
Mary: where is Luke?

Todd: Over there sniffing Brian's "Crutch Grot"

Mary: That's gross!!!
by Jacko46555 December 12, 2013
mugGet the crutch grotmug.

Grot

Hey Rachel, take this grot!
by hwrm1123 April 27, 2022
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grotting

A borderline disgusting combination of gooning and rotting; like bedrotting but it's just gooning
I heard he called off work because he's been grotting in his basement and hasn't left in days...
by n11ght June 1, 2025
mugGet the grottingmug.

Grotting

Gruesome-frotting.

Grotting is an activity only practiced by the super-gays, like Indy and Egrint. It means to frot but with extra stuff like BLACKSOULS 2 gaming in the background or skibidi toilet soundtrack playing on a speaker in the vicinity.

Grotting is the most gruesome and horrifying form of gay activity, and anyone who does it should be imprisoned.
"Bro did you hear Egrint and Indy moved on to Grotting now?" - Edmont
"Yeah bro I am scared of that duo" - Danindy
by EdmontBrainfrotKing November 21, 2024
mugGet the Grottingmug.

Grots

The grots is a extremely aggressive plague that spreads with foul smell often associated with a ratweiler when a dirty obese person has walked out the toilet
Obese person: Don't go in there mate the grots will get ya
Normal person: oh nooo not the grots
by Nigel bushdy May 23, 2020
mugGet the Grotsmug.

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