ass groomer

A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.

Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!

Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.

Bob: Word!

by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009

Groomer's Dozen

A Dozen is 12, A groomers Dozen is any number lower than that.

"Aight Charlie, how many bevs you bringing!?"

"A Groomer's Dozen"

by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021

Ok, Groomer

A snarl phrase used by right wing conspiracy mongers to attempt to paint anyone in favor of children's education including anything related to the LGBTQIA community as being pedophiles.

"I think it would be great to have copies of Dad and Dads read in schools so that kids can learn that same sex couples are just as valid of parents and anyone else."

"Ok, groomer."

by LeftistScum June 30, 2022

Boomer groomer

Boomer groomer.

A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation

"My mum told me to get a credit card and just spend money to prove to the bank I can pay it back. She is such a 'Boomer groomer'."

by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020

Groomer

a person who gives out free discord nitro to young 14 year old girls on the one condition that is swaping nudes

Person 1: Hey did you get groomed yesterday?
Person 2: yes, Drop#2040 was my groomer!

by therealunkownog April 23, 2022

Groomer

A junior asking a freshman to suck his dick for 20 dollars when the freshman was intoxicated, then doing the same type of thing the next yr to another girl

Ro*ert A*ani O’Grody is a groomer to people much much MUCH younger than him!

by Balls.Hotmale March 1, 2024

Groomer

Traditional meaning: an adult who seeks to gain the trust of an underage person by manipulation with the goal of entering an inappropriate, sexual relationship.

New meaning: LGBTQ people, their supporters, anyone in favor of better sex education in schools, or just about anyone conservatives don't like.

Disney's new movie has a character with a crush on another boy! Bunch of Groomers!

by LeftistScum January 22, 2023