A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.
Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!
Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.
Bob: Word!
Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.
Bob: Word!
by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009
Get the ass groomermug. by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021
Get the Groomer's Dozenmug. A snarl phrase used by right wing conspiracy mongers to attempt to paint anyone in favor of children's education including anything related to the LGBTQIA community as being pedophiles.
"I think it would be great to have copies of Dad and Dads read in schools so that kids can learn that same sex couples are just as valid of parents and anyone else."
"Ok, groomer."
"Ok, groomer."
by LeftistScum June 30, 2022
Get the Ok, Groomermug. Boomer groomer.
A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation
A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation
"My mum told me to get a credit card and just spend money to prove to the bank I can pay it back. She is such a 'Boomer groomer'."
by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
Get the Boomer groomermug. 
Me: "I heard you were a groomer. Not okay, dude"
Bcope: "Shut up and sit down and don't talk like that again also take off your pants"
Me: "Okay."
Bcope: "Shut up and sit down and don't talk like that again also take off your pants"
Me: "Okay."
by oEndxr February 24, 2023
Get the Groomermug. 