glockschmear

A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).

As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"

Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"

by brosen August 7, 2011

Grockle Box

a grody vagina. nasty snatch.

Guy1: "hey look, its your one-night-stand Stacy"
Guy 2: "I'm not going near that grockle box again!"

by darlingnikkinj December 17, 2008

Gracks

When you lick your finger and rub it under someones nose making their upper lip smell like stinky saliva breath.

My breath was so bad I gracks attacked my little sister and she threw up.

by stinky salads December 11, 2016

Grock

gross cock
to describe a man who sleeps around relentlessly, the male equivalent of a whore or slag

That guy is such a grock.

by rhythmicnova May 17, 2014

Glocks And Rocks

The most dangerous gang in the USA. They rep Springfield, MA and they are no one to fuck with. Usually roll with glocks and sell crack rocks.

O shit nigga its Glocks and Rocks! Run niggas run fo ya muthafuckin' lives!

by Chirs Wallace April 28, 2005

grockle

Anyone who is not a member of the upper class / middle-upper class (vast majority of the country then). Can be described as "common" and also relates to 'riff-raff' and 'pleb'. Derogatory meaning, basically a more diplomatic word for chav or simply someone of a low social standing, not very well-off financially and not accustomed to the finer things in life.

"I was horrified when I arrived at Puerto Banus near Marbella, I'd heard it was very exclusive but it was FULL of grockles"

by El.P. September 14, 2008

Grock

A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.

That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.

by Wyatt b quiet November 22, 2003