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gristle

Bitch come here,I wanna gnaw on yo gristle.
by Anonymous November 15, 2002
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Griswold mistake

A major oversight or obvious err in judgement or planning. As in the movie National Lampoon's Vacation, the Griswold family drives cross-country to Wally World theme park to find that it was closed. Or, failing to see an obvious easier route, short-cut, shorter line or less crowded approach to anything while preoccupied following the masses. "Stupid tourist, sheep, rookie mistake".
After spending nearly an hour looking for parking, Ves realized his Griswold mistake of shopping at the mall on the weekend.
by moreflare August 23, 2012
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Grisela

Grisela is a strong and amazing woman. She is a stunning woman who always knows what she wants and very intelligent. She is known for turning heads and breaking hearts. Grisela is very stubborn and in the end will always get her way. You should be very lucky to have a Grisela in your life she will make your life better than anyone could possibly ever do. She might come out as shy but you’re in for a real treat. Griselas can be very outgoing and fun but also know when to have a chillax. Grisela will always try her hardest to make you jealous and she always succeeds. She can leave you heartbroken but in the end she will always come back to you if you truly meant something to her.

Grisela is into adventures but doesn’t make time to go on adventures which is why Grisela is most attracted to men who are outgoing. They can be very annoying and can be annoyed very easily. They have a strong tongue and will always get their point across one way or another. If you have a Grisela in your life keep her or you’ll loose her forever.
Dam that Grisela has my brain confused.
by Alone forever April 13, 2020
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Grisdale

That Grisdale is wife and full happines in life material
by Thefakeswele January 13, 2021
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Clark Griswold-ing it

When someone has the parks far back in a parking lot, even when there are plenty of spaces available closer; When one fails to realize that the person whom they are trying to yell for is right behind them; overabundance of christmas lights.
Dude! Why are you Clark Griswold-ing it?!?!?!?! There are plenty of spaces closer to the door!!

Well... Looks like the Smith's Clark Griswold-ed their house for Christmas again!!
by Just_Kidding December 5, 2012
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Grison

The spot between a vagina and asshole that resembles a buffalo.
He ate her beaver, with a side of grison.
by LtHinkel January 13, 2014
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gristleclit

1) a nasty older woman
2) a description of the genitals of a nasty older woman
3) a clitoris that resembles a piece of gristle
"Connie is a real frickin' gristleclit."

"Hey, gristleclit."
by MeanMachine May 15, 2007
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