gratuity

To receive or give a payment to sort for favours redendered.

I left that cheap bitch a $5.00 gratuity.

by Peter August 31, 2005

habeas grabus

A term (coined by Tunch Ilken, Craig Wolfley, and possibly even Myron Cope) referring to the penalty of 'holding' in football. Its use often correlates to the severity of the penalty. For example, 'habeas grabus' would be used in situations where the penalty is less detrimental to the Steelers, like any game in which the Steelers are playing the Browns. No matter how many holding penalties get called against the Steelers, Cleaveland is not going to win. This is true for almost any other team in the NFL who plays the Browns. However, the holding penalty called against Justin Hartwig in Superbowl XLIII that resulted in a safety and almost cost the Steelers a 6th superbowl title would probably be met with a reaction such as "Fuck!" or "If the ref had one more eye, he'd be a cyclops!" or even "I'm so shit-faced, I don't even know who's playing right now".

Tunch- "The Steelers have comitted a lot of penalties in the red zone today."

Wolf- "Yeah, Willie Colon commited habeas grabus so Tomlin had to settle for a field goal."

by COXICLE December 3, 2009

gratuity

tip, bonus, gift

A gratuity $5.

by Larstait November 6, 2003

gratuity

To give or recieve money for services given.

Also see tip

I left a $5.00 gratuity on the bed for the the slut

by Peter September 6, 2005

Grats on Bad

Congratulations on being terrible.
Way to lose that.
That's pathetic!

Derived from a bunch of people on Mug'thol in World of Warcraft.

Way to go Jim, Grats on Bad!

by Jonny John December 24, 2006

gratuitous profanity

Profanity for the sake of profanity, in a forced attempt to make a movie, videogame or song sound cooler. It is uneeded.

Eminem does not execute gratuitous profanity, but it does seem as though he was trying too hard to sound cool on his first two albums. Now he's established a reputation, he's making really shitty music without as much swearing, so he can show that without all the badmouthing, he really does sux0r my bizalls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

gratuminous

Large. Huge. Anything not Small. Only used when quantifying things.

Elephants have ears with a gratuminous surface area.

Whales have a gratuminous mass.

by Cold Ankles June 3, 2010