gratuminous 

Large. Huge. Anything not Small. Only used when quantifying things.

Elephants have ears with a gratuminous surface area.

Whales have a gratuminous mass.

gratuminous by Cold Ankles June 3, 2010

Gratuitous Sexy Time 

The act of having extremely loud sex so often to the point where your roommate/neighbors ask you to keep it down/lock it up on a regular basis.

Guy-"So did you get any sleep last night?"

Other guy-" No, my roommate was having Gratuitous Sexy Time with his girlfriend. It was so loud that the police came and told them to keep it down."

Guy-"Damn, that sucks."

Gratuitous Sexy Time by TheUrbaNinjah January 11, 2014

Gratuitous 

Gratuitous means to be given something, or to receive something, without payment or obligation.

It can also mean an action carried out or executed without cause, or an unjustified action.

It is also used in Law, where something is made or given, without receiving any value in return, as in a 'gratuitous agreement'.

He said that he would make the table completely free of charge, and we shook hands on the deal. We made a gratuitous agreement.

There is never any call for such gratuitous violence.

Gratuitous by GWB235 January 19, 2015

Gratuitous Jesus Dropper

One who subtly inserts religious themes in a business metting in an effort to gain unearned trust or respect. Often you will see this behavior in those who end their message with "Have a blessed day."

Enough with Terence being a Gratuitous Jesus Dropper. He proudly proclaimed he would "get to the bottom of the unethical and inappropriate actions of his team" before stating he "had to leave the meeting early to teach his child's CCD class". We know he has no intention of unearthing the violations of his team members, but subconsciously suggested he will do the right thing as a "Man of God."

Gratuitous Jesus Dropper by Slingblade August 28, 2014

gratuitous violence 

Gratuitous violence is violence for the sake of being violent. Usually assocciated with low budget movies and cult videogames. Given without need, often unrealistic.

Grand Theft Auto had a Gratuitous violence bonus.

gratuitous violence by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

gratuitous sex scene 

In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.

The "gratuitous sex scene" in wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and Mike Myers giving a thumbs up (her vagina)

gratuitous sex scene by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

gratuitous sequelitis 

A disease capable only of infecting Hollywood movie producers. Symptoms include uncontrollable greed and a complete lack of creativity. Once the illness has taken hold, the producer will eventually unload a steaming pile of crap which he will then box up and label with the name of a successful movie plus the number "2" after it. The load of crap will be then be sold to the idiot audience, who gladly forks over money to take a peek at what's in the box, based solely on the name on the label.

In extreme cases, gratuitous sequelitis has been known to create many such boxes of turds, with sequential sequel numbers reaching into the double digits.

Did you see Highlander 2? That was the most amazingly horrible movie ever made. What a case of gratuitous sequelitis!

gratuitous sequelitis by Hollywood Sucks October 23, 2006