Grant
Trash scum of a human being should probably drive his stupid purple fake ass Jeep off the Mississippi bridge and do everyone a favor he kinda cute tho
Grant: (pulls up to a stop light)
Anyone: Hey you so cute but you dumb and drive a car made for lesbians
Grant: Floors the gas petal and runs the red light causing a massive cluster fuck of traffic
Everyone: GET THAT BRICK OF A LESBO-MOBILE OUT THA STREET YA WANKER SON OF BITCH
Grant: Fuck you (dabs) YA yeet (drives what’s left of his Toyota FJ of a garbage can into the ocean then swims back to shore)
Everyone: Yay now our eyes don’t hurt
Fish at the bottom of the ocean: Oh damn thats some garbage right there
Anyone: Hey you so cute but you dumb and drive a car made for lesbians
Grant: Floors the gas petal and runs the red light causing a massive cluster fuck of traffic
Everyone: GET THAT BRICK OF A LESBO-MOBILE OUT THA STREET YA WANKER SON OF BITCH
Grant: Fuck you (dabs) YA yeet (drives what’s left of his Toyota FJ of a garbage can into the ocean then swims back to shore)
Everyone: Yay now our eyes don’t hurt
Fish at the bottom of the ocean: Oh damn thats some garbage right there
Grant by CaptinYeet February 17, 2019