3 definitions by CaptinYeet
by CaptinYeet February 18, 2019
Trash scum of a human being should probably drive his stupid purple fake ass Jeep off the Mississippi bridge and do everyone a favor he kinda cute tho
Grant: (pulls up to a stop light)
Anyone: Hey you so cute but you dumb and drive a car made for lesbians
Grant: Floors the gas petal and runs the red light causing a massive cluster fuck of traffic
Everyone: GET THAT BRICK OF A LESBO-MOBILE OUT THA STREET YA WANKER SON OF BITCH
Grant: Fuck you (dabs) YA yeet (drives what’s left of his Toyota FJ of a garbage can into the ocean then swims back to shore)
Everyone: Yay now our eyes don’t hurt
Fish at the bottom of the ocean: Oh damn thats some garbage right there
Anyone: Hey you so cute but you dumb and drive a car made for lesbians
Grant: Floors the gas petal and runs the red light causing a massive cluster fuck of traffic
Everyone: GET THAT BRICK OF A LESBO-MOBILE OUT THA STREET YA WANKER SON OF BITCH
Grant: Fuck you (dabs) YA yeet (drives what’s left of his Toyota FJ of a garbage can into the ocean then swims back to shore)
Everyone: Yay now our eyes don’t hurt
Fish at the bottom of the ocean: Oh damn thats some garbage right there
by CaptinYeet February 18, 2019
The past tense of yeet often used to flex upon. Can also be used to describe somthin that has been launched at highly dangersous speeds for usually no reason or for a possible sense of pleasure
Yo bro I just yat on Bryan.
Bryan got fuckin yat on
Brian: Fuckin roundhouse a hourse in the clitoris I got fuckin yat upon
Bryan got fuckin yat on
Brian: Fuckin roundhouse a hourse in the clitoris I got fuckin yat upon
by CaptinYeet January 20, 2020