grammando

One who is particularly particular about the accuracy of grammar, punctuation and syntax.

Tony:"At the end of a sentence, should I use a single space or two?"
James:"I heard people are now using just one."
Chris:"What?? That's crazy, I was taught it was ALWAYS two!!"
Muffy:"Dude, just ask my professional writer/columnist/blogger friend Mandy, she's a total grammando, so she should know."

by moreflare January 15, 2013

Grammarly

The annoyingly long and snobby ad which gives you High School English class flashbacks. "With Grammarly, I can empower girls" "with Grammarly, I can send a job email". No shit, but you can do all of the above without paying $30/month. Just learn to spell and not confuse there with their and use Microsoft word. The fact that Grammarly has paid for so many ads really make you wonder how many people are either illiterate or gullible.

Ugh, another Grammarly ad?

More like "grab money"

by Grammarly sucks May 22, 2019

grammar

One of the most important language tools available. It is largely ignored by those too moronic to use it properly.

GRAMMAR

Wrong: There not feeling good cause Stacy and me didnt come.

Right: They're not feeling good because Stacy and I didn't come.

by Elizabeth Grey July 10, 2016

Grammar abortion

when something is so riddled with spelling errors that it can be dubbed a grammar abortion.

1. hey man your comment on my post was a fucking grammar abortion.

by shredmeister310 November 22, 2011

Grammar drama

A form of miscommunication between two people of different racial or language background. Normally caused by one person trying really hard to say something or ask a question in the other person's language and totally failing at it.

Samuel: Dude! what took you so long. I've been waiting over an hour for you.

Lawrence: I'm sorry, i just got caught in a major grammar drama with some Chinese dude needing directions.

by I_amRidonqulous December 22, 2012

grammar cracker

Something to be given to someone who refuses to correct their grammar.

Person 1: Oh' ma gawd man dats liek awesome
Person 2: God man, here's a Grammar Cracker

by BlazeFox December 20, 2013

grammar

Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.

Me: Please, stop embarassing yourself.
Random Person On-line: u stukc uop basterd

by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003