Graption

The intrinsic feeling of being able to grip an object/surface using friction. Feedback from the solid mass allows grip AND friction, ensuring a strong and steady hold. Hence, graption.

Little Susie Bones-Johnson would have undoubtedly fallen to her death from Mount Fark if she did not have enough graption on a rock to save herself. God bless that beautiful, beautiful graption...

by Mr N.W December 27, 2011

sixth grade graduation

When someone of about 15-16 years of age uses his three inches of dissappointment to give an 11 year old the most uninteresting seven minutes of her life.

"dude nascar fucked an 11 year old"
"oh god dude he gave her a sixth grade graduation"
"nah dawg, she's skipped a few grades if you know what i mean"
"yeah and she's a mom too."

by koo koo kachoo motherfucker January 21, 2009

gration

Man who is made of dick cheese and cum, basically a walking dick

*Gration dug himself into the pussy

by “Dick” Rock hard Johnson January 28, 2018

graduation burgers

When someone graduates from school, and you take them out for celebratory hamburgers

Hey Rachel, congrats on your M.A.T. - wanna goto Red Robin on Wednesday and get Graduation Burgers?

by da hamburglar June 2, 2011

Graduation

Something that makes parents cry and make you dress fancy

-Why are you crying?
-I went to my sons graduation

by Punkydeer May 4, 2020

gradumation

A rather large sexual get-to-gether shortly before or after the graduation ceremonies of the hall of education you and your friends attend.

I hear that some people are going to have a gradumation in the student center, want to bring a camera?

by Dr. Vince May 14, 2008

graduration

To ration food items at the end of the school year to avoid buying groceries before going home for the summer.

Sam: What's for dinner?

Cam: Mr. Noodles, we're down to gradurations.

by howditgetburned June 2, 2011