Gort n' Gop

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.

Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop

by sodagutshat May 1, 2024

Gort

Gort is a shapeshifting mass murderer! Mostly taking on the form of a silverfish, a duck or a beaver

Gort has committed several counts of murder!

by DalSpin November 30, 2021

Gort

The act of torture involving the goat mammalian species.

Him: you ever hear of goat torture?
Her: gort.

by Gortchorter December 3, 2021

Gort

Noun
A general sound muchlike the sound made of stepping in a wet sneaker, mud, or passing gas. typically inferring the sound is "wet" or "moist."
Verb
(of a person or thing) make a noise that is of a swampy or sloshy characteristic.

1: I was walking through the wet snow; it went, "gort, gort, gort."
2. Andrew: man! whats that smell?
Silas: sorry, I gorted.....

by chunkysilas June 24, 2022