gork

someone who is often very annoying or a massive dick head

the guy who was getting annoyed said to the other guy " stop being a gork

by bob bobson July 30, 2016

Gork

Gork, a term used when you cum inside someone’s butt and then you finger the cum until it foams up, then eat it anyway you would prefer.

Past tense - Gorked

Verb - Gorking

“Oh yeah dude I really like gorking my girl, it tastes really good!

by Gorkingking69 January 5, 2025

Gork

To drink in a surreptitious manner, esp. when referring to drinking on the job or a PTO meeting.

Colleague: “How do you deal with going to your kids’ sports events at the end of a forty hour week?”
Me: “To be quite frank, I just pre-game by straight gorkin’ it from lunch onward.”

by ScottyDog420 July 30, 2025

Gork

Gork is the most powerful gods ever in existent, they have forks which is their weapons and soha is the smartest of all.

Whats good my gork

by lic cojknns February 15, 2022

Gork

Death. Totally “gorking” means dying and getting rigermortis while standing up and falling over right on the dang sidewalk like a freakin’ dummy. Turning blue right away and freezing up as you die. Also, you prob poo at the same time. “Gork gork gork gork” is the sound you make while gorking.

Guy 1: Don’t Gork on me dude!

Guy 2: *gutteral death noise*

Rihanna: “gork gork gork gork gork”

by Donkey dan October 12, 2019

Gork

Infamous Horde player who would AFK during raids and dungeon runs on guilds either by sleeping and snoring in discord or running off in BRD to mine Dark Iron. Also became a sensation in WoW Classic thanks to Bike redoing songs and movies in Gork's name. Instead of taking the fame and being happy Gork would be upset. Gork was also kicked out of every guild for his bad manners and instability in raids besides Deleted. Deleted is the only guild Gork quit on twice by choice.

I was trying to run a solid BRD last night but the group got Gorked midway through. Dammit Gork.

Yeah homie Gork never pays attention. I wish we could make Azeroth Gork again.

Imagine running a dungeon with Calamity as the healer and Gork tanking?
Bro that's the ultimate Half N Half team.

by Ricky Jenkins Smith November 29, 2023

gork

the ship of gojo and mark twain!!

“ i love gork!! “

“ whats that? “
“kill youself “
“shut up you fag “

by raoooooo September 22, 2022