Goor

An awesome name for Vodka. Pronounced: "Gooh-rrr"
Based on the Smirfnoff Storm advertisement where Boris introduces us to his homeboy Goor.

Thabani: "Eh man, Shorty is stressing me out..."
Kagiso: "Dude, want some Goor?"
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Thabani: "What are we going to do with all this apple juice?"
Kagiso: "Um, mix it with Goor?"
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Thabani: "Who was the 45th vice-president of the USA?"
Kagiso: "Al Goor?"

by Kagiso Khaole April 17, 2008

goobutt

A common and and undesirable problem that occurs when one does not wipe themselves after defecating (pooping). It can also occur after one poops but wipes well and then engages in an aerobic excersise, this situation is often called swass(Literally "sweaty-ass"). Do the human race a favor and just wipe.

I went poop and ran out of toilet paper and now I have goobutt.

I went poop earlier and after I went for a jog and now I have swass.

by jvero-b November 20, 2004

Gooducken

A fancy meal, usually served at Christmas that consists of three birds stuffed into each other. A goose, duck and chicken are used. 1st they are boned, then the chicken inseted into the duck, then both into the goose.

Helena is so fat and posh, I bet she'd eat a whole Gooducken at Christmas. Fat bitch, I hate her.

by K Ddog October 4, 2005

Goozuffocation

The act of farting or as Persians would say laying a "gooz" while taking a hot water shower (applicable only to stand-up showers). The gooz remains in the shower, entrapped by the down pouring hot water, resulting in the suffocation of oneself by the gooz.

Jimmy decided to shower after pulling some insane meat sweats. He accidently let gas escape and consequently he experienced a goozuffocation.

by Pashmak Goozberg June 7, 2009

GooGuess

When you Google something to find out the answer and pretend that you actually guessed it.

I GooGuessed Robert Louis Stevenson's city of birth!

by Lazyeddy June 2, 2010

goonut

another word for Iigma.

"Oh, you got goonut? WeII.... *pees on Katy*"

by Ty the Entertainer December 5, 2018

Goofus

A guy/girl who dedicates their life to being against anything serious.

He/she was a goofus who thought of himself/herself as Sho nuff or somebody else like Sho Nuff from either a different movie (or a living person they admired).

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019