goon

To pleasure yourself, or someone, into a state of becoming a goon, or goon like. Generally, lighthearted use.

I want to goon all day and night. Let's get into a gooning session.

by jackmanla January 9, 2008

goon

Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.

From the "Popeye" cartoon strips

sqiggle,squiggle,squiggle,etc,etc...

Sea Hag: "Kill Popeye!"

Alice:"Blubber,Blubber (Noooooo!)"

by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005

goon

A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.

I can't believe that stinky fucker Dean keeps buying this shit weed. What a goon!

by bang, bang Nick Lange July 23, 2006

goon

Word given to one of incredibly annoying curiosity and ignorance.

God Ryan, stop asking me so many questions, you're being such a goon.

by PXC2012 May 10, 2010

goon

A strong alcoholic beverage

the goon beat me again last night

by Ænimal February 25, 2004

goon

1. The creator of all, believed in those by the theory of dump.
2. The greatest man on the face of planet earth.
3. Includes the deffinition of barros
4. An extremely large man with an even larger trust fund.
5. An all consuming human black hole.
6. The ultimate lord of buffalo wings.
7. The creator and destroyer of all

All bow down to goon for fear that our country be eaten

by john barros January 20, 2004

goon

1) A shiney silver sack, filled with your choice of vodka, wine or tequilla, which at the time causes great happiness, But may come with various side affects such as;

multiple vom sessions

memory loss

self-endangerment

inability to study or apply make up

overly affectionate behaviour

Also known as Robots Placenta

Can also be used as a comertose pillow, or blow it up again and have a fun game of goon hackey.

She got on the goon hard last night....

by goon.love June 4, 2010