Googlebird

A woman who is skinny, but has an enormous nose, which ruins the rest of her facial qualities.

Man 1: Dude, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? She's got a nice body! But...

Man 2: Yeah, she's a friggin' googlebird.

by F8L September 29, 2008

googleblatted

Term used to describe the failure of a Web server due to overload as a result of being linked to from a popular website, such as Google. The archetypal example was when the University of Swinbourne's web server crashed after Google linked its logo to it in February 2004. Millions of people clicked on the link, flooding the university's servers and forcing them to shut down. The term carries the additional connotation that highly popular sites such as Google wield considerable political power in this manner.

The University of Swinbourne's fractal website went down for nearly a week when it was first googleblatted and then slashdotted two days later.

by Mystikan March 25, 2004

googlefail

May 14, 2009 - The day that Google failed. All of google's services slowed down to an incredibly slow speed, while some like Gmail and Google Maps were completely unaccessible. While most issues were resolved by noon EST, such an epic fail on google's part has not been recorded in recent history.

Dude 1: Hey man i'm trying to check my gmail and it won't load
Dude 2: wtf?! im trying to get directions to that sushi place and google maps won't load
Dude 3: i just tried searching something on google and it took 15 minutes to load...
Dude 1: could it be?
Dude 2: i think so...
Dude 1,2 and 3: googlefail!

by veedawg May 14, 2009

googledip

Puddle-deep research that passes for due diligence these days, consisting of typing in an "original discovery" on Google and seeing if there are any hits.

I just thought up a great slogan, so I'll googledip it. If nobody else has it, it's mine.

by bTags March 20, 2011

googledat

instead of accepting, believing,or settleing for the opinion of one or many . whom ever is seeking knowledge, information, gossip, the word on the street,rumors, office chatter, dirt, news,ect. should just- Googledat!

damn i dont know what the weather is gonna be like tomorrow. Well... you know you can always googledat!!!

"yo... did you know shaq is a U.S. Marshall?"

"----No--- He---Ain't---"
"Well if you don't believe me just go ahead an googledat."

"Shit girl i heard Barack Obama is wit Oprah Winfrey!!!"
"Whaaaat, i'm bout to go home an googedat shit right now!!!."

by jimmy swagga November 8, 2009

Googlebagger

A googlebagger is an inept individual incapable of creating their own original insults in an internet debate, thus resorting to google for 'inspiration'

Taylor-" Fuck Ivan, every comment Mike threw at you I had seen before"

Ivan-" Yeah I know, he lacks originality, obviously just another Googlebagger "

by Ivan K. March 15, 2009

Googlebate

when a person finds nothing to do on the net and hangs around on the Google home aimlessly

dude i was so bored i Googlebate for half an hour

by Space_Bar February 16, 2009