gerp

to choke on ones testicles

Your mom gerped my nutsack.

by niggers are gay May 11, 2003

Gerpanese

A form of German characterized by bad pronunciation from the Japanese.
Features heavily in recent anime such as 'Attack on Titan' (Shinjeki no Kyoujin).

The addition in phonetics between German and Japanese often makes the words being spoken neither recognisable, nor understandable for native speakers of either language.

'Engrish is bad.

Gerpanese is hilariously bad.'

by Nejplz July 9, 2014

gherpes

A mix of gonarrhea and herpes.

Jesus that hooker looks like she has gherpes.

by Uncle Tom June 23, 2016

gnerd

one person that has the personality of a nerd and a geek. They are incredibly unique and stunning. Always want to be around this person because they're just so interesting. This person can also be slightly weird -- but thats what makes them a gnerd.

"You should take her to the dance"
"I will, I mean she has everything; shes a gnerd"

by imapparentlyadork April 21, 2018

Gnorph

Gnorph means to sniff someone's butt with 1 degree of separation. Like wanting to sniff a girl's pantyhose or the spot on the couch where someone was just sitting.

I caught Kevin gnorphing the hamper again.

Why does Dad always gnorph the towel after Mom takes a shower?

I would pay a billion dollars just to gnorph her yoga pants.

by Rudy Robelez October 16, 2018

Guerpez

Guerpez refers to someone who is just awkward and weird in certain situations.

I was talking with Noam today and he was being so guerpez

by yxngmazi February 27, 2019

Guerpez

A weird or awkward person

Noam was being guerpez.

by yxngmazi February 27, 2019