glump

(n) A great, big hug.

"She needs a glump," said a random guy.
"Okay..." said second random guy.
"Give her one!!!" said random guy.
"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.

by Queen Vicky April 13, 2006

glumper

It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.

a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs

by Gui December 3, 2004

Glumbucket

Persona of evil. Happy to cause mass poverty, suicides of disabled and mass division. Steals meals and homes to give to the rich. Tells more lies than Pinocchio and sells arms to terrorists. Definitely not strong or stable. Not to be confused with a cumbucket as nobody would be that desperate. A sock is much less trouble.

Primeminister, you're a glumbucket. Can we have the cuntbucket called Boris instead? Safe fam.

by Corbyn is da G May 29, 2017

Glurk

To Glurk means to eat with one’s mouth open while talking

Dang bro stop glurking that’s nasty

by MM&SS March 3, 2022

Glump

A crew of skateboarders who are consumed by a majestic double chin.
The double chin has lead a movement of unorthodox and hi-jinx behavior.
This behavior is only understood among the beloved crew.

"What is Glump Life?" Don't ever ask that question...

"DEEBURRRRR." "Yo what up, you down to get some food?"

by DEEBURRRRRR September 20, 2011

Glump

A large lump/grouping of chewed gum

David: Wow Clarence check out this glump
Clarence: Nice! Let me add some gum to the glump

by ObamasElbow July 15, 2018

glurk

In homosexual culture, when a male (usually middle aged or older) spends time on their own in a gay club, in the darkness watching the dancers.

"Did you see that oddly dressed, not particulay handsome old man looking at me at Ng1, the gay club we went to last night?"

"Oh yes, he was glurkiNg1"

by CosmicDolphin April 27, 2010