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Gold Glover

1) Something Jtizzle is.

2) A nasty defender in baseball.
"Kelsey, I'm a gold glover" ~ Jtizzle
by Juan Tizzle September 10, 2006
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Donald Glover

A person who has the ability to do EVERYTHING mediocrely.
James is such a Donald Glover. He can play bass, drums, piano, and guitar at beginner level.
by UrbanBulgeShock July 1, 2022
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John glover

A gay cunt who has a baby dick squeaky voice and most likely has no mum because i mean who would want a kid like that??
by Streaks sausage August 27, 2019
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glovers bakery

the fictional bakery making quality lasagne and Thai curry.
ingredient monosodium gloverate has been known to cause parkinsons disease as well. Also has the secret ingredient tomgloverbiocarbons the secret ingredeint of the lasange...no joke!
Man:oh doc, that lasagne I just ate from glovers bakery was really nice,really well cooked.

Doctor: Indeed sir but I'm afraid you have parkinsons disease.
Man: Noooooooooooooo!
by Ms.Battydale January 3, 2009
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Team Glover

Jared was being a Team Glover the other day at waterpolo
by Winner-Time 4 Life July 18, 2009
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eli glover

that guy eli glover was a demon!
by imthemuffinman March 27, 2023
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Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)
JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!
by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010
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