glootte

Glootte is a black cat usually depicted with a pacifier

“Hey did you see glootte today”
“No thats retarded”

by cobsi June 11, 2021

globtrop

The noise you're poop makes when it exits the anus and smacks it's meaty and girthy brown goodness all on the floor

Dude, did you hear how gnarly my globtrop was in math class?

by The Globstoppers February 28, 2022

Glourp

1. When you swallow a drink and it makes an odd/strange sound instead of the normal gulp sound, a “Glourp”

“When James swallowed his drink, I heard a strange “Glourp” sound emit from his throat”

by Yeah_Guy November 23, 2022

Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.

"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)

by SM Creeker March 19, 2009

gloucester high

A place where all the students and even the teachers are on drugs. Most of the people in the school have no teeth, are pregnant and majority of the kids smell like cat piss. Where you get no education and bitched at by every teacher you see. Not only are the students that attend that school strange and obnoxious, they also think it's cool to give their group of friends a really stupid specific name. For example "The Goons," also known as "the most annoying kids in the school." Gloucester high is a pathetic excuse for a school and I feel sorry for anybody who attends it or has.

Bob: hey what school did you go to?
Ashley: oh I go to Gloucester High
Bob: Wow. That's a shame. I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Itsonlytgetruthdoe November 6, 2013

Gloucester

Gloucester, MA is the first seaport in America. All other towns named gloucester are poser towns basically. Gloucester is a tough part of mass full of irish and italians. Well known for its fiesta, and the greasy pole. The Perfect Storm was filmed in Gloucester, and all the sailors on the andrea gale were from gloucester.

Client: Yo man can I cop an ounce?
Dealer: Nah man I got jacked.
Client: No way! where?
Dealer: Gloucester

by corrdawg May 6, 2006

Glont I Bagette

Baguette with delicious meat in the middle and cheese on the top. You can only get a "glont i bagette" at the SPAR store in Bergen at Nøstet.

Knauty loves that mighty glont in bagette! mm..better than mommas!!

by Russ05 May 13, 2005