Gloop

A semi-gelatinous substance that is neither solid nor liquid.

Angry at the quality of the Sandra Lee pie, the child exclaimed, “This is not cherry pie. This is cherry gloop!” as he hurled said pie into the trash, much to his uncles dismay.

by Humble Earthworm March 9, 2022

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they take a dump.

They listened to old GG Allin records while he pulled off The Augustus Gloop

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

Glooping

The art of being an asshole and a simp on League of Legends.

Don't glooping omg

Bro I'm just peepee mid

by Phasio February 22, 2021

Bad Gloop

When you take too many prescriptions painkillers and have diarrhea similar to shitting hot tar for several hours

A: Man I had a bad gloop last night after taking my dad's pain pills

B: Dude how are you not dead

by Bigbenis6969 January 7, 2021

Gloop

Acting outwardly stupid or nervous
Smokin da gloop pack.

Friend: Hey man, you seen Nathan?
Friend 2: Nah man, he's been off the gloop pack recently.
Friend: My the Lord watch over his soul.

by deeplmao May 18, 2021

Gloop

Hype, baller.

This party off the Gloop

by DeathTojews11 November 14, 2020

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they are taking a dump.

They listened to GG Allin records while he pep-talked her into doing The Augustus Gloop.

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025